taylormartindale93:

I’ve been laughing for like 20 years omg.

taylormartindale93:

I’ve been laughing for like 20 years omg.

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2. Sid Crosby’s blandness

The ability of the greatest player in the world to say absolutely nothing is well-known at this point, but the lengths to which he’s gone in recent weeks has frankly been astonishing, even by his own high standards.

One of the few times he ever really shows emotion is when he’s dealing with a player he genuinely doesn’t like. Steve Downie used to be able to count himself among that elite group, but now that he’s on the Penguins, all has apparently been forgotten:

“He’s on your team now, and he has a job to do. He had a job to do when he played for other teams. I think everybody understands that.”

I mean, that’s pretty vanilla even by Crosby standards, but let’s see if we can top it. We can, you say?

So Bob McKenzie has what is supposed to be a pretty great book coming out within the next few weeks, and Crosby gave him a quote for the book jacket. It is amazing:

“Bob McKenzie has been around the game for a long time. His knowledge and insight comes from passion and experience. His behind-the-scenes stories will be of interest to all hockey fans.”

Just remarkable. Let’s fisk this and see exactly how little Crosby says. All three sentences are pretty much just statement of fact: Bob McKenzie has been around a long time, check. He knows a lot about the game because he cares about it, check. He knows a lot of interesting stuff fans do not.

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Ryan Lambert’s Puck Daddy Power Rankings

That is some damn fine media training. Like it’s so good, it’s looped from bland to kind of hilarious.

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wristshotslapshotbackhandgoal:

Two favorite twitter accounts right here.

wristshotslapshotbackhandgoal:

Two favorite twitter accounts right here.

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itsaceventura:

My favorite Evgeni Malkin gifs

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alassenya:

Found this gorgeous clip of baby Geno today — what really amuses me is that his tactics haven’t really changed at all.

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zhenyadoll:

zhenyadoll:

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didn’t find them attractive too…

To each their own.  But there seems to be a strong section of fandom that is into it and I just want to know why.  Are they cute together? Are they best friends who are in a bromance? Do they have secret handshakes that involve their penises? Just what is it about them that gets people going?  (aside from their actual hockey ability)

malkingmecrazy and shinygorrambitch have both sent me to watch videos of the gallys.  I think I get it now.  Huh. Okay.

^^how i feel about the gallys

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paulmartinamericanhero:

look at all these babesimage

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Sidney Crosby for Vanity Fair

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bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

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in case you weren’t on the texting list (which was extremely limited because i was trying to take pictures, drink, and explain how cool it was to everyone within a fifty foot radius simultaneously):

MICHAEL SCHUMACHER AND DAN MAGGIO, BOTH FORMER CUTTHROATS, ARE STILL PLAYING IN DENVER. 

THIS IS VERY FUCKING COOL. 

they both got good minutes last night, schu NEARLY had a goal (so nearly that the avs tweeted about it) and magic got in a fight with BRANDON BOLLIG. YES, THAT BRANDON BOLLIG. 

i’m busy going through the pictures, gonna find some good ones of schu and hopefully landy and dutchy, since they’re all photogenic and shit.